I was taking notes from an episode of Two and a Half Men and found this particular episode had a lot of wisdom which Id like to share with you.
Allen: If 12 years of marriage have taught me anything is that there is no apologizing without groveling
Charlie: Mia & I aren’t married
Allen: Are you having sex?
Allen: First of all you must grovel in person, humiliation is a visual medium, next go and get her a gift, but do keep in mind any gifts you do offer her may be well end up being thrown at your head.
Allen: flowers, lougerie, jewelry all good, picture frames, waffle irons, steak knives not so much..
Allen: anyway the most important thing is sincerity
Allen: Yes you absolutely must be able to fake sincerity